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Class Soldier

Soldier
Spy

Klasse Soldier

Class Icon:

Soldier Klassen Icon

Name: Jane "Captain" Doe
Home: Kansas, USA
Height: 1,83 m
Weight: 89,8 kg
Job: 'I'm a Rocket Man!'
Motto: 'Too Much Caffeine'
Food: Field rations / Rum & Mud

Soldier Geschwindigkeit
Speed

80 %

Soldier Lebenspunkte
Health

200 HP

Soldier Lebenspunkte mit Medic
Overheal

300 HP

Team Fortress 2 Soldier Achievements

The Soldier is the all-rounder class of Team Fortress 2. Although he is rather slow in movement the Soldier has the second highest number of health points and can be effectively used in both offensive and defensive positions. As in Team Fortress Classic he battles opponents using his Rocket Launcher. By executing rocket jumps he can get to positions that are out of reach for other classes and is able to quickly return to the front.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Soldier Details

  • TF2 VideosRocket Jump
  • Provide Mini-Crits for own team with Buff Banner

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    • Air Strike

      • Increased attack speed while blast jumping
      • Clip size increased on kill
      • 85,000002384186% explosion radius
      • 75% damage penalty
      • 75% clip size
    • Festive Black Box

    • Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II

    • Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II

    • Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher

    • Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher

    • Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher

    • Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher

    • Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher

    • Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher

    • Beggar's Bazooka

      • Hold Fire to load up to three rocketsRelease Fire to unleash the barrage
      • Overloading the chamber will cause a misfire
      • +%s1 degrees random projectile deviation
      • Cannot collect ammo from dispensers
    • Festive Rocket Launcher

      Festive weapons are default weapons that are wrapped with Christmas lights.

      The color of the lights differ between RED and BLU teams, RED team has red, yellow and green lights whereas BLU has blue, yellow and green lights. These weapons can be obtained by unlocking a Naughty Christmas Crate.

      The weapons were added in the Australian Christmas 2011 update.

    • Original

      The Original is a promotional primary weapon for the Soldier. Styled after the Rocket Launcher from Quake (the model of which was used in the original Team Fortress mod for the Soldier's Rocket Launcher and the Pyro's Incendiary Cannon), it appears as a tan rocket launcher with a gray tubular exhaust port, bulky barrel, and a gray handle

    • Cow Mangler 5000

      • This weapon does not require ammo.
      • This weapon can fire a charged shot that mini-crits players and disables buildings for 4 sec.
      • No random critical hits
      • This weapon deals reduced damage to buildings.

      The Cow Mangler 5000 is a primary weapon for the Soldier. It appears to be a large bazooka-style retro-future ray gun.

      This weapon is able to fire 5 blasts of energy that delivers identical damage to players as the Rocket Launcher, but reduced damage aganst buildings. The Cow Mangler 5000 features a "Mangler" bar in the HUD which serves as an indication of its clip; after being depleted, it can be recharged through a reloading process. It does not feature the traditional ammo reserve used by other weapons.

      When the Mangler bar is full, pressing and holding the secondary fire button will cause the weapon to begin charging up. During this process, the entire Mangler bar is consumed and the Soldier's movement speed is reduced to a third (from his standard 80% of normal speed to roughly 27%). This charging period lasts for 3 seconds, after which a single charged shot can be fired. This shot delivers additional base damage to players as well as dealing mini-crit damage. Additionally, enemies hit by this blast will suffer afterburn identical to that of the Flamethrower, albeit for half of the normal duration. This also allows the weapon to be used to ignite Huntsman arrows held by a friendly Sniper. The charged shot is further capable for disabling any building for a total of 4 seconds.

      Enemies killed by the Mangler suffer a unique death; they will turn black and hover in mid-air while team-colored fire particles surround them and disintegrate their body.

    • Liberty Launcher

      • +40% projectile speed
      • -25% blast damage from rocket jumps
      • -25% damage penalty

      The Liberty Launcher is a primary weapon for the Soldier. It is an army green rocket launcher with tan wooden handles, a scope with a white U.S. Army insignia, and a wooden shoulder-rest with a wire frame exhaust port.

      The Liberty Launcher's projectile travels at a rate of 1540 Hammer Units per second - roughly 66 mph - 40% faster than the Rocket Launcher's rockets. However, it can only have three rockets loaded at once.

    • Direct Hit

      • Damage (short range): 112 - 140
      • Damage (middle range): 50 - 90
      • Damage (long range): 25 - 60
      • Critical damage: 338
      • Mini-crit damage: 151
      • Shots: 4 Rockets
      • Total shots: 20 Rockets + 4 in the weapon
      • +80% projectile speed
      • +25% damage done
      • Mini-crits on airborne targets
      • -70% explosion radius

      As is right and proper for a soldier, this is a rocket launcher, though, with altered attributes. The radius of it's splash damage is reduced by 70%, conversely the rockets' speed is increased by 80%, the damage on direct hits is increased by 25% and airshots receive Mini-Crit hits additionally.

    • Rocket Launcher

      • Damage (short range): 105 - 112
      • Damage (middle range): 50 - 90
      • Damage (long range): 45 - 60
      • Mini-crit- damage on direct hit: 122
      • Critical damage on direct hit: 270
      • Splash damage 1m: 60 - 81 (Crit: 226)
      • Splash damage 2m: 43 - 52 (Cr
      • Shots: 4 Rockets
      • Total shots: 20 + 4 in the Weapom

      By far the most famous and popular weapon in every first-person shooter is the Rocket Launcher. The reason why this high-impact fire weapon is so favored mainly lies in its versatility. It can not only be used as a means of attack but also aids the Soldier in movement as it allows him to quickly advance or reach higher platform by rocket jumping. The Rocket Launcher’s attack strength is the same in short and long range use and due to its splash damage, it is one of the worst enemies of sentries. However, as the rockets fly rather slowly, it is not very effective against moving targets at long distance. Since the Rocket Launcher can only hold four rockets at a time the Soldier needs to use them accurately and with a lot of aiming skill but this is not a problem after a little target practice.

    • Rocket Jumper

      • No self inflected blast damage taken
      • +200% max primary ammo on wearer
      • -100% damage done
      • Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase

      The Rocket Jumper is a primary weapon replacement for the Soldier released with the Polycount Update, though not a part of the Soldier's Tank Buster Pack. It's special type of Rocket Launcher focused on learning to rocket jump, as the user neither deals nor receives damage upon firing. The Rocket Jumper also grants 200% max ammo on wearer, for extra practice of course

    • Black Box

      • On Hit: +15 health
      • -25% Clip size

      As a part of the Tank Buster Kit, this weapon replaces your primary Rocketlauncher.

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    • B.A.S.E. Jumper

      Press 'JUMP' key in the air to deploy.
      Deployed Parachutes slow your descent.

    • Festive Buff Banner

      Provides an offensive buff that causes nearby team members to do mini-crits.

    • Righteous Bison

      • This weapon does not require ammo.
      • This weapon fires a projectile thatpenetrates enemy targets.
      • This weapon's projectiles cannot be deflected.
      • This weapon deals reduced damage to buildings.

      The Righteous Bison is a secondary weapon for the Soldier. It is a handheld retro-future ray gun.

      This weapon fires an unreflectable projectile that delivers reduced damage against buildings, but is capable of piercing multiple targets. It does not feature the traditional ammo reserve used by other weapons. Additionally, it can be used to light Huntsman arrows held by an enemy Sniper.

      Enemies killed by the Righteous Bison suffer a unique death; they will turn black and hover in mid-air while team-colored fire particles surround them and disintegrate their body.

    • Reserve Shooter

      • Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed
      • +15% faster weapon switch
      • -50% clip size

      The Reserve Shooter is a secondary weapon for the Soldier. It is a pump-action shotgun with army green metal on the barrel and receiver and tan-wooden fore-end and stock.

      At the cost of having only three shells per clip, this weapon increases the speed in which the Soldier switches between weapons by 15%. Additionally, it is able to deliver mini-crits to airborne targets for 3 seconds after switching to it from another weapon. Unlike the Direct Hit, which has a similar effect, the mini-crits are awarded even if the enemy was not launched into the air by explosive damage.

    • Mantreads

      • 25% reduction in push force taken from damage
      • Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on

      The Mantreads are secondary weapons for the Soldier. They are a pair of bulky leather boots with straps that keep them securely fastened to the Soldier's feet.

      When equipped, the Mantreads reduce the knock back received from sources such as Stickybombs by 75%. Should the player successfully fall a great distance and land on an enemy, the enemy will take triple the amount of fall damage that the player did.

    • Concheror

      • With buff, some damage Dished out by nearby teammates Comes back as healing

      The Concheror, is a promotional secondary weapon for the Soldier. It is a light brown wooden box with dark brown corners and a quad diamond shaped insignia, accompanied by a conch shell. A white, slightly tattered, vertical banner flag with the same diamond insignia secured onto a pair of bamboo sticks appears when the banner call is played.

      The Concheror functions in a similar manner to the Buff Banner and the Battalion's Backup, as they provide a specified effect for surrounding teammates. This banner charges through a combination of either dealing or receiving damage. Like the Buff Banner, holding down the primary fire button will delay the effect until the button is released. While this banner's buff is active, allies within 450 units are healed for 35% of the damage they deal.

      Players who pre-purchased Total War: SHOGUN 2 on Steam before March 15, 2011, were awarded with a Genuine quality version of this item.

    • Gunboats

      • -60% damage by rocket jumps

      The Soldier\'s Gunboats replace his shotgun. They reduce the damage taken by rocket jumps and wall jumps by 60%

    • Buff Banner

      • 10 seconds Mini-crits for all near Team mates

      As with the medic, the buff banner charges a bar. It's charged by the damage which is dealt by the Soldier. When it's fully charged, the "Call to War" rings out. Team members in range gain Mini-crit hits for a maximum 10 seconds.

    • Battalion's Backup

      • Buff-Duration: 10 seconds
      • Buff-Range: 600 Units
      • Provides a defensive buff that protects nearby team members from crits and blocks 35% of incoming damage. Rage increases through damage taken.

      Through the suffering of damage, the "Rage-Meter" bar charges exactly like the Medic's ÜberCharge bar. After the activation of this Weapon, you and your comrades (in a radius of 600 Units) will get a buff, which reduces incomming damage by 35%.

    • Shotgun

      • Damage (short range): 80 - 90
      • Damage (middle range): 10 - 30
      • Damage (long range): 3 - 10
      • Mini-crit damage: 81
      • Critical damage: 180
      • Shots: 6
      • Total shots: 32 + 6 in the Weapom

      The Shotgun is the secondary fire weapon for the Pyro, the Soldier and the Heavy Guy. The Shotgun is most effective when used against fast player classes or if an enemy only needs one last quick blow to be dispatched.

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    • Necro Smasher

    • Memory Maker

      The memories you made as a Saxxy finalist will live on forever in film. Other memories-like that time you fractured some jerk Engineer's skull with an 8mm camera-will live on forever in your heart.

    • Bat Outta Hell

    • Conscientious Objector

      • This item functions identically to the wielder's default melee weapon.

      The Conscientious Objector is a weapon equippable by all classes with the exception of the Engineer and the Spy. It is an uprooted road sign, with a worn sheet of paper bearing the Team Fortress 2 logo nailed onto the front; the image can be replaced with another by using the Decal Tool. The sign itself is ridden with nails, battered, bloodstained, and slightly crooked.

      This item functions identically to the wielder's default melee weapon.

    • Frying Pan

      • Damage: 59 - 72
      • Minicrit-Damage: 88
      • Crit-Damage: 195

      People who own L4D2 or bought it (until Thursday, 07/10/2010) can look forward to this new melee weapon. It has no special extras, only a nice hitsound when beating your enemies.

    • Escape Plan

      • Move speed increases as the user becomes injured
      • Blocks healing while in use
    • Market Gardener

      • Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping
      • No random critical hits

      The Market Gardener is a melee weapon for the Soldier. It is an entrenching shovel with a tan wooden handle fastened with green metal.

      The Market Gardener deals critical hits to enemies whilst the wielder is rocket jumping, but will not randomly crit otherwise.

    • Disciplinary Action

      • On Hit Ally: Boosts both players\' speed for 1 sec
      • -25% damage done

      The Disciplinary Action is a melee weapon for the Soldier. It is a riding crop with an old wooden handle and a faded brown leather whip.

      Upon striking a teammate with this weapon, both the Soldier and the receiving teammate will receive a 40% speed boost (capped at Scout speed) for four seconds. The boost is indicated by speed lines surrounding the affected class, visible both to them and any other players. As a downside, the riding crop deals 25% less damage to enemies. Multiple teammates can be boosted at once.

    • Equalizer

      • Damage increases as the user becomes injured
      • Blocks healing when in use

      The Equalizer gets more lethal, the more damage the soldier does take.

    • Shovel

      • Damage: 59 - 72
      • Mini-crit damage: 88
      • Critical damage: 195

      The Shovel may not look like the most advanced of short-range weapons but it is a very effective tool if wielded by the Soldier. He turns into a bloodthirsty monster and a great danger to all enemies once he draws it for melee combat. However, due to the normal attack speed, the Shovel does not deal more damage than most other TF2 melee weapons. Since the Soldier should primarily not engage in melee combat due to his slow movement speed, the Shovel is mainly used in situations that render the use of his fire weapons unfavorable or if the Soldier is simply out of ammo.

    • Half-Zatoichi

      • On kill: restores you to 100% health.
      • Weapon decapitates
      • This weapon is Honorbound and once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.

      Soldiers and Demos
      Can duel with katanas
      For a one-hit kill

    • Pain Train

      • Damage: 59 - 72
      • Minicrit-Damage: 88
      • Crit-Damage: 195
      • +1 capture rate
      • +10% vulnerabilty against bullet hits

  • Items Toggle View

    • Slo-Poke

    • War on Smissmas Battle Hood

      Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.

    • Cadaver's Capper

      • Holiday Restriction: Halloween / Full Moon
    • Spellbinder's Bonnet

      • Holiday Restriction: Halloween / Full Moon
    • Hidden Dragon

      • Holiday Restriction: Halloween / Full Moon
    • Hardium Helm

      • Holiday Restriction: Halloween / Full Moon
    • Freedom Feathers

      • Holiday Restriction: Halloween / Full Moon
    • Valley Forge

      This tricorn is a tribute to our country's greatest President. The tiny medal on it is a tribute to the ribbony children's medal he won for inventing America.

    • Caribbean Conqueror

      "You! Stop jibbing that mainsail and give me twenty! You up in the crow's nest! Drop that telescope and get on your face! Everybody on this ship start doing push-ups!"

    • Whirly Warrior

      "To your left, some French buildings. Directly in front of us is the Eiffel Tower, which I about to bring down. This concludes our helicopter tour of France."

    • Federal Casemaker

      "Men, if we are going to take down Al Capone, we will need to be in the FBI. Step one: These hats."

    • Rebel Rouser

      "Hold on, why are Americans fighting other Americans? Did everybody in France die and nobody told me?"

    • Cloud Crasher

      This paratrooper's helmet keeps your head safe while you jump out of planes. Show those birds who's boss! Teach some fluffy little clouds what they'll get if you ever catch them around your sky again!

    • Full Metal Drill Hat

      What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction!

    • Steel Shako

      Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan".

    • Tyrantium Helmet

      This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!

    • Doe-Boy

      Protect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and "freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)!

    • Soldier's Slope Scopers

      These extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there\'re be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much-hunting out those tasty gradual inclines.

    • Chief Constable

      The best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit.

    • Zipperface

      "Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again!

    • War Pig

      After complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him.

    • Tin Pot

      The great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is).

    • Helmet Without a Home

      Think of this helmet as a fortified, portable home for your head. It's also lined with tin foil, so nobody will be able to steal your valuable tramp-thoughts.

    • Cross-Comm Crash Helmet

      This purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too.

    • Battle Bob

      Simple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face.

    • Conquistador

      Make Spanish history come alive with this authentic conquistador's helmet, excavated from the actual grave of a sixteenth century French cosplayer.

    • Lucky Shot

      The Lucky Shot is a community-created headwear item for the Soldier. It appears as an unexploded green and team-colored yellow or orange mortar embedded in the Soldier's default helmet.

    • Infernal Impaler

      • This is a special Halloween item.
    • Idiot Box

      • This is a special Halloween Item
    • Hat With No Name

      The Hat With No Name is a community-created headwear item for the Soldier. It appears as a tall team-colored cowboy hat.

    • Salty Dog

      The Salty Dog is a community-created headwear item for the Soldier. It is a typical skipper's cap, with a team-colored cotton top, gold anchor insignia and shining black brim.

    • Stahlhelm

      The Stahlhelm is a promotional headwear item for the Soldier. It is a rimmed steel German army helmet, featuring a Team Fortress emblem on the side in a shield decal.

      This item is awarded in Genuine quality for pre-purchasing The Steam Digital Deluxe Edition of Red Orchestra 2: Heroes Of Stalingrad before August 30th, 2011.

    • Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

      Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet is a hat for the Soldier. It is a pith helmet with a strapped on pair of goggles and antenna.

    • Jumper's Jeepcap

      The Jumper's Jeepcap is a headwear item for the Soldier, released with the Über Update. It is a navy-green brimmed cap, with goggles worn around it.

    • Armored Authority

      Armored Authority is a headwear item for the Soldier, released with the Über Update. It is a black helmet, with three white stars across the forehead.

    • Furious Fukaamigasa

      You can't tell, but he's furious.

    • Team Captain

    • Brain Bucket

      Zombie tested, braaaains approved.

    • Honcho's Headgear

      This hat has mean written all over it.
      (Note from Legal: This hat has nothing written on it.)

    • Hero's Hachimaki

      The Hero's Hachimaki is a headwear item for the Soldier. It appears as a team-colored headband, featuring a white circle and star design in the center. It is worn over the Soldier's eyes, a design styled after the feature character of the game Homefront.

      Players who pre-purchased Homefront on Steam before March 15, 2011, were awarded with a Genuine quality version of this item. As of May 10, 2011, the item was made craftable (however, this was not noted until the May 12, 2011 Patch).

    • Exquisite Rack

    • Defiant Spartan

    • Chieftain's Challenge

    • Stout Shako

    • Dr's Dapper Topper

    • Lumbricus Lid

      Der "Deckel für den Gemeinen Wurm" wurde im Zuge von Worms Reloaded veröffentlicht. Das Entwicklerteam von Trick 17 dachte die "Holy Hand Grenade" würde sich am besten in TF2 machen. Und da der letzte Ort in TF2, an dem sich Handgranaten befinden, an der Brust des Solis ist, wurden sie dort auch hingepackt. Inklusive einem schicken Tarnnetz für den Solihelm, welches alle TF2 Spieler erhalten, die vor dem 2. September 2010 Worms Reloaded per Steam ordern.

    • Seargent's Drill Hat

    • Killer's kabuto

    • Tyrant's helm

    • Stainless pot

    • Soldier's stash

    • Grenadier's Softcap

      • For complete kit:
      • +20% sentry damage resistance on wearer

      This leather cap transforms you into a Soldier, in a leadership position with some respectful expressions.

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    • Macho Mann

      Sometimes it really does take a village, people.

    • Skullcap

      Winter 2014 Limited Community Cosmetic

    • Ghoul Gibbin' Gear

    • Hellhunter's Headpiece

    • Supernatural Stalker

    • Battle Bird

    • Lone Survivor

    • Man in Slacks

    • Spook Specs

    • Classified Coif

    • Baronial Bouncer

    • Big Daddy

      Enjoy all of the benefits of being President (leading the free world, joining up with bank-robbing surf-gangs, steep discounts at fast food restaurants) with this tricky Presidential mask.

    • First American

      Statesman. Scientist. Inventor. Pretend to be all of these things and more with this Benjamin Franklin mask. So life-like, the real Franklin will think he invented another version of himself!

    • Killer's Kit

    • Ground Control

    • Marshall's Mutton Chops

    • Antarctic Parka

    • War on Smissmas Battle Socks

      Granted by crafting the Steam Holiday Sale 2013 badge.

    • Space Bracers

      • Holiday Restriction: Halloween / Full Moon
    • Shaolin Sash

      • Holiday Restriction: Halloween / Full Moon
    • Pin Pals

    • Lieutenant Bites the Dust

      • Holiday Restriction: Halloween / Full Moon
    • Jupiter Jumpers

      • Holiday Restriction: Halloween / Full Moon
    • Grub Grenades

      • Holiday Restriction: Halloween / Full Moon
    • Faux Manchu

      • Holiday Restriction: Halloween / Full Moon
    • Compatriot

      "This is not a bird, maggot! It is a shoulder-mounted symbol of freedom, and you WILL salute it in this man's army!"

    • Colonial Clogs

      "I can confirm that these are George Washington's actual shoes, because I found them buried two feet up an Englishman's ass!"

    • Shogun's Shoulder Guard

      "The next time some bleeding heart cries on your shoulder about the state of the environment, he can slam his tear ducts into the Shogun. This shoulder is CLOSED!"

    • Hornblower

      "This uniform was worn by Horatio Nelson during the Napoleonic Wars! If you sunk his ship he would swim at you with a cannon on his back! If he ran out of cannonballs he would fire himself at your hull! That is how bad he wanted to beat the French!"

    • Lieutenant Bites

      Hobbies: contracting rabies, giving people rabies. Favorite foods: spoiled sour cream rations, arm meat.

    • Brawling Buccaneer

      "We do not plunder in this man's pirate army, maggot! On this ship you will patrol the seas for liberals and Communists, and go to bed at a sensible hour!"

    • Founding Father

      This wig envisions a terrifying alternate universe where our nation's patriots had long, bunned-up hippie hair instead of the respectable haircuts they possessed in actual history.

    • Soldier's Sparkplug

      • Effect: %s1

      Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire.

    • Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul

    • Menpo

      Discover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless!

    • Soldier's Stogie

      Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, as is the case with this hand-rolled Soldier cigar, it's gravel, manure, human hair, and taco seasoning wrapped up in old band-aids.

    • Captain's Cocktails

      Attention, tramps! Are you MAN enough to carry around cans full of expired soup? Are you CRAZY enough to pretend they're grenades? Are you HUNGRY enough to probably eat the soup later, when nobody's looking? We bet yes!

    • Professor's Pineapple

      We don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it.

    • Kringle Collection

      Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle.

    • All-Father

      Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world its possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!

    • Shoestring Budget

      • This is a special Halloween Item
    • Steel Pipes

      • This is a special Halloween Item
    • Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pi

      • Effect: Genteel Pipe Smoke

      Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe is a miscellaneous item for the Soldier. It replaces the Soldier's helmet with a novelty hairpiece and beard as well as a novelty smoking pipe, complete with a "Genteel Pipe Smoke" effect.

    • Fancy Dress Uniform

      The Fancy Dress Uniform is a miscellaneous item for the Soldier. It is a collared-shirt and team-shaded tie worn under his regular Soldier uniform. It is accompanied by shoulder marks on each shoulder. It was released during the Über Update.

    • Gentle manne's service medal

      This, to 11.111 pieces limited medal was awarded to players, who found that medal on a hidden page on the Update blog during the Classless Update. As of the October 27th, 2010 Halloween update patch, the medals are now tradeable.

    • Cold Snap Coat

    • Candleer

    • Bonedolier

      Scare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls.

    • Ornament Armament

      Just a like the Soldiers actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental.

    • Deadliest Duckling

      Every time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that.

    • Viking Braider

      O.G. Vikings know: Braid before blade, son.

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